What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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A new last name.

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He pulled some strings.

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Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.