What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !