What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes