What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.