What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.