What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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I Scream.

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Nah brah, tadah brah!

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Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.