What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!