What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts