What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill