What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"