What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !