What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Greasy Box Jokes More Greasy Box Jokes

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in