What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.