What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!