What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!