What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.