What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted