What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl