What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!