Hispanic Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What do you call a hispanic gas?

Cabron Dioxide!

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

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What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Xanax Jokes More Xanax Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.