Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.