Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.