What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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To get to the middle.

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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)