What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!