What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!