How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.