What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.