Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.