What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.