What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.