What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.