What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)