What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.