What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."