What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.