What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Ebola Patient Jokes More Ebola Patient Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.