What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Bleach Jokes More Bleach Jokes

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What's Jacob Sartorius' Favourite Anime?

Bleach.