What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus