What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !