What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a