What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

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What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.