What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.