What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.