What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula