What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.