What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.