What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry