Trigger Jokes

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What triggers feminists?

Genders

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Postman Jokes More Postman Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

Trigonometry Jokes More Trigonometry Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

Trigger Warning Jokes More Trigger Warning Jokes

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Feminist Favorite Subject Jokes More Feminist Favorite Subject Jokes

What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

What's a feminist's favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry