What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.