What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.